I don’t want to devote an entire post to each of these images circulating around the Internet at the moment, so I’m just going to unleash them all at once, overload your brain, and then steal your wallet when you land face first into your Cheerios.
Here we go. First up, here’s the first movie poster for Jonah Hex, starring Josh Brolin and Megan Fox. The movie, set in the Wild Wild West, is about a scarred bounty hunter who tracks a voodoo practitioner bent on liberating the South by raising an army of the undead. It’s a decent looking poster:
Next up, a teaser poster for James Cameron’s Avatar, featuring Sam Worthington’s character. It does absolutely nothing for me, although he looks kind of glittery and Twilight-y:
Here’s another new one from Iron Man 2, and is it just me, or does RDJ look a little like Evil Hasselhoff? Just me, huh?
Here’s a couple of new images from Astroboy. Try your damndest to give a shit.
We’re still not done. Check this image out from The Expendables, which stars — among many others — Sylvester Stallone and Mickey Rourke, who both look like they might be spending the better part of the movie crying, “I’m too old for this shit.”
Here’s another image from Prince of Persia. Clearly, Jake is having some difficulty keeping his shirt buttoned.
And here’s some new art work for Zack Snyder’s next film, Sucker Punch.
Finally, your reward for making it all the way to the bottom here: