Silly celebrities. They think they can drink and not get caught and they are right about that 99% of the time. This past weekend was in the 1% for Josh Brolin and that guy that played Greg on “Dharma and Greg.” Um, Tim..Tom..Thomas…Gr..Gru…Gibson! That’s it!
Anyway, Josh Brolin’s public intoxication, well, are we surprised? I mean, it’s Josh “Rumors of Alleged Domestic Violence And He’s Been Drunk And Disorderly Before” Brolin. The only person surprised about this is your grandma that just recently discovered Brolin through his role in Men In Black III over the summer. She doesn’t even read Pajiba so she probably will hear about it from one of her friends that saw it on a commercial for that celebrity gossip sh*tshow “Extra” during her stories.
Here is Brolin’s mugshot. Drunk motherf*cker is still sexy, damn.
Thomas Gibson’s DUI is still just alleged at this point, but he “drove through a barricade set up to keep cars off the course of a night run through downtown.” Either he took driver’s ed from the same school that put Lohan, Spears, and Bynes on the road, or dude was drunk. You make the call!
Gibson doesn’t have a mugshot, so please enjoy this photo of him from Viva Rock Vegas. (Allegedly!)