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Idris Elba Will NOT Be a Part of 'Jurassic World' Because Even Dinosaurs Can't Handle That Level of Sexy

By Vivian Kane | Industry | March 25, 2014 |

By Vivian Kane | Industry | March 25, 2014 |

Colin Trevorrow, the director of Jurassic World, as well as Safety Not Guaranteed, has finally squashed one of the best dino-related rumors floating around.

This is disappointing, but Trevorrow has a fair point. That movie would just be Idris Elba arriving on the island, giving the T-Rex a smoldering stare, and the dino fainting dead away. End credits.

But while we’re on the subject, Trevorrow’s (whose name it’s impossible to say without sounding many sheets to the wind) Twitter account is a fantastic resource for your dinosaur fixes. Check out these gems from the last few months.

(Phil, by the way, is Phil Tippet, dinosaur wrangler to the stars.)

Via The Mary Sue.

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