There’s a bunch of minor news about horror flicks floating around, and since I am lazy as fuck, let’s just compile it all here. Complaining gets you a either a hatchet in the mouth or a lamprey in the crotch. Your worst enemy gets to choose.
First, from Bloody Disgusting, the poster for Hatchet II, the sequel to the campy but quite enjoyable Hatchet, directed once again by Adam Green. Here’s hoping for a bigger role for Tony Todd this time around.
Next, a clip from Insidious, directed by James Wan (Saw). Wan directed the only Saw film I actually enjoyed (the first one), so I’m a bit interested in this. Plus, it’s got Patrick Wilson. Who doesn’t love Patrick Wilson? Crazy people, that’s who. Here’s the synopsis: A family looks to prevent evil spirits from trapping their comatose child in a realm called The Further. Weird. And the out-of-context footage just makes it weirder. (via ShockTilYouDrop)
In case you need more video, you slack-jawed meatsacks, here’s the trailer for Evil Things, which would look interesting if Paranormal Activity and The Blair Witch Project never existed. But still, I’m vaguely curious, I guess. Sort of. (via Horror-Movies.ca)
And finally, the genuinely terrifying news: Gillian Anderson and Dominic West are joining Rowan Atkinson for Johnny English Reborn. Look upon this, and tremble… (via Slashfilm)