There’s just ONE caveat: You must look like the Game of Thrones’ Robb Stark. But if you meet that one qualification, you could have the opportunity to be locked away in a dungeon and have dirty, violent sex with “Daenerys Targaryen” on an Iron Throne replica in a very, very specific sexual role playing game. Grab your whips and maces.
To the Craigslist ad:
Good God, people. There’s something immediately terrifying about that. First of all, she doesn’t want to know your name. Second of all, she wants you to play a character whose entire family she’s just slain, and then she wants to have sex multiple times. On a throne. In your dirtiest furs. What would Daenerys do at the conclusion of that scenario? “I’m looking for a Stark in the streets but a wildling in the sheets,” which you will be wrapped up in and dumped into the Gulf of Mexico.
I’m not saying she’s plotting the perfect murder, but SHE IS PLOTTING THE PERFECT MURDER. If your naked body is found on a New Orleans’ street curb with an empty chest cavity and dragon dragon scratches, I guess we know who to blame.