Damn it. I’m disappointed in myself, you know? I just watched the trailer for Pain & Gain and rolled my eyes at the slow motion shots, the walking away from an explosion, the women in bikinis, and the abundance of bullets. Then you hear the dialogue and, damn it, the f*cking thing looks kind of funny. I might watch a Michael Bay movie on purpose. I guess it’s all right. Tell me it’s alright!
You see?? The childlike idiocy of the body builders, played by Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson, and Anthony Mackie, makes for giggles and Bay knows his explosions. Damn it. I’ll put myself in the corner. Then I’ll get out of the corner on April 26, 2013 and line Bay’s pockets with more money for penis cream or whatever he buys. DAMN IT.