Guys, WTF Is Happening in 'Transformers 5?'
Just weeks ago, we learned that Transformers 5 will involve King Arthur. We were confused. Today? Today…today we have no words.
The conversion of Winston Churchill’s former home into the swastika-draped headquarters of Adolf Hitler for a Transformers movie has been denounced by veterans’ groups and former military commanders.
Blenheim Palace in Woodstock, Oxfordshire, has been reimagined as the headquarters of the Nazi leader in The Last Knight, the fifth Transformers film, which is currently shooting.
OK. Let’s…let’s walk through this together. Hold my hand. HOLD MY GODDAMN HAND.
1) This film has both King Arthur and Hitler.
2) They chose Winston Churchill’s house for HItler HQ.
3) This movie, Transformers goddamn 5, has both King Arthur and Hitler and also presumably Transformers.
The Last Knight, scheduled for release in June 2017, sees the return of Mark Wahlberg and Stanley Tucci to the franchise. They are joined by Anthony Hopkins and Freya, an epileptic Staffordshire bull terrier once dubbed “Britain’s loneliest dog”.
I don’t know what’s happening. Do you guys see this too? You guys see this whole post, right and that’s actually all what the link says, right? I’m still taking a lot of cold medicine and I’m scared. Someone call my mom. Also, someone check on Tucci. TOOCH, YOU OK?