Ugh. Fucking ugh. If you’d said to me 15 years ago that Adam Sandler and Chris Rock were starring in a film together, I’d have said: Who the hell is Chris Rock? But I probably wouldn’t have been averse to it. Of course, they’ve already starred in a film together, the hilariously awful remake of The Longest Yard.
They’ve reteamed for Grown Ups, along with Happy Madison dick mitten regulars David Spade and Rob Schneider, in addition to the HM newcomer, Kevin James, who at one time I had an ounce of respect for.
Not any fucking more. Jesopus: these assholes should really just all return to “SNL.” Hell, they’re still making “SNL” skits, they’re just drawing them out for 90 minutes.
Grown Ups is about a group of friends who grew up together, and who reunite — with their children — to engage in some misbegotten ass play. No: That’d be interesting. Instead, the swing on ropes. And rape our brains.
Here’s the Grown Ups trailer. Choke on it.