In fact, she’s only 31. She’s still relevant, and even people who cannot abide by her will concede that she puts on a hell of a show. According to the Associated Press, Beyoncé will be announced as the Super Bowl halftime show performer on Wednesday.

Also, there is nothing more mesmerizing than a Beyoncé GIF.

I cannot wait for the “put a ring on it” puns that will invariably come out of this news.

Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here, follow him on Twitter, or listen to his weekly TV podcast, Podjiba.

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