Scout Taylor-Compton (Halloween: Shit Editions) and James Hébert (Westworld) are a couple traveling through Thailand when they meet a couple of jerks who take them to a graveyard. Like an idiot, Julie (Taylor-Compton) takes Jerk One’s advice to steal a piece of a ghost house as a souvenir of their trip.
Do I need to tell you what happens next? After Julie the Genius desecrates a grave? SPOOPY STUFF, KIDS. GRUDGE-LIKE STUFF.
I’m sure I’ll watch it at some point, but I won’t be in theaters to see it. In fact, it is in theaters now. Did—did we know that already?
At any rate, DON’T TAKE STUFF THAT ISN’T YOURS WHILE ON VACATION AND DON’T STEAL FROM GRAVES OR THINGS CALLED GHOST HOUSES. DAMN.