The first trailer for Breaking Dawn Part II is out, and it doesn’t give us much except knowledge that Bella has indeed survived a complicated pregnancy-and-vampire transformation and that she’s now set to go to war against The Volturri. Also, she can run really fast, and she has red eyes, and her core body temperature is the same as her boyfriends, which is really ideal in a suitable life mate.

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