It is absolutely uncanny, isn’t it? Lindsay Lohan looks just like what you’d expect from an actress playing Liz Taylor in a LIFETIME MOVIE. That is to say, low-rent, store-brand, ribbon-cutting ceremony impersonator that you could rent out for $20 an event if you threw in a pack of smokes and a Dunkin Donut.

Grant Bowler, from “True Blood,” will be playing Richard Burton in Liz and Dick, the event movie of the year for people who can’t leave their houses for fear of losing their disability checks.

Source: TMZ, which should be obvious from the GIANT WATERMARK. Next time you want to mark your territory, just urinate on Lohan herself, TMZ.

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