Who’s going to go see Dumb and Dumber To? Is it you? Are you to blame for this? I know the movie was hugely popular and successful y’all were kids, but what on earth is being accomplished with this sequel? Were there really people clamoring for the return of Harry and Lloyd? Will you be lining up? Or will this reach a whole new, younger crop of slapstick fans? I dunno, it just hurts my heart to see this and not because a) Jim Carrey is flogging his own book or b) Jeff Daniels stole that gotdamn Emmy from Jon Hamm and Bryan Cranston on Sunday. No it’s because they’re too old for this sh*t. They just are.