So there is this movie coming titled Father Of Invention, starring Kevin Spacey. It was recently announced that there were four new castings: Camille Belle (some random horror movie I can’t remember), Craig Robinson (“The Office”, Zack and Miri), Johnny Knoxville (“Jackass”), and most importantly, Heather Graham (lately of The Hangover).
What is the movie about? Well …
In the film, a humble inventor-turned-egomaniacal billionaire (Spacey) spends time behind bars when one of his inventions goes awry. Upon release, he is seeks to rebuild his reputation and fortune but finds that easier than salvaging his relationship with his family. Robinson will play the husband of the former billionaire’s ex-wife, Belle will play his daughter, while Graham is her lesbian roommate who sleeps with the father. Knoxville will play a store manager who hires Spacey’s character after his prison stint.
But all that is prologue. I mostly wanted to post this so I can share this particular bit from one of the fellas at JoBlo.com (especially after the unattractive hot women list):
This is why Heather Graham owns Jessica Biel. While Biel is busy bitching about how she is too sexy to get the quality roles she wants, Graham just accepts that shit. Yes she is hot. Yes she has the kind of cleavage small children could get lost in. Yes, she will be cast as the “chick who gets laid” in every movie. That’s the hand you were dealt and you’ve gotta run with that.
What can I say? Man has a point. Also, it gave me an excuse to look at a ton of Graham pictures.
Mmmmm. Bunk, be not moved.