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Everything You Need to Know about "Toddlers and Tiaras" with One Damning Image

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | February 16, 2012 |

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | February 16, 2012 |

It may also be instructive in formulating your opinion about this show — which tracks toddler beauty pageant contestants and their horrible, insane freak-show moms — to know that the daughter’s name is Honey Boo Boo and that her mother is an Extreme Coupon-er.

Honey Boo Boo, people.

Also, instead of building her daughter’s energy throughout the day with pixie stix (which is apparently the standard), the mother gives her Mt. Dew (or Mt. Dew like substance) she calls Go-Go Juice. And you sick Misery Night people enjoy the p*ss out of this, don’t you?


That poor kid is f*cked for life.

(Source: Jezebel)

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