EVERYBODY SHUT UP: Jeff Goldblum WILL Return For 'Independence Day 2'
Look, you can be excited about Jurassic World with its non-dadbod Chris Pratt hunkiness, its none-too-subtle sexism, and its plot pulled straight out of Deep Blue Sea. But there’s no Ian Malcolm. So what even is the point?
The producers behind Independence Day 2 get it. Jeff Goldblum or GTFO.
International Business Times confirms what producer Dean Devlin teased on Instagram: Goldblum will reprise the role of computer whiz David Levinson!
Here’s what we know so far about the twenty-years-in-the-procrastinating sequel:
*Independence Day Forever (which I guess is a better title than Independence Day More Times) is set 15 years after the first film.
*It might be split into two parts, and will center on a rematch between Earth and those pesky alien invaders.
*Along with Goldblum, Vivica A. Fox, Bill Pullman and Brent Spiner are returning.
*Will Smith is too busy Suicide Squadding or something, and Mae Whitman has been replaced by It Follows’ Maika Monroe.
*We now hate Monroe for reasons that are totally unfair. (You’ll never be our Egg, Maika.)
*Monroe, Liam Hemsworth and Jessie Usher will reportedly flesh out “a youthful romantic subplot” because that’s what the first film was missing, teen love triangle.
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