Hey, y’all! Eddie Murphy! Remember him — famous comedian with a thing for transvestite prostitutes and a fat-suit fetish? Yeah. You probably didn’t know this, because you’re not a anal-stage toddler, but the man still makes movies. I know! I’m as surprised as you are.
Well, guess what? He’s making another one. And it’s rated R, which means it’s probably geared toward 35-year-old toddlers. How do I know? Well, the title of the movie is The Misadventures of Fluffy, and it’s a buddy comedy. It’s being described as a road trip through New York that involves … talking animals? Now wait a second. I thought this wasn’t meant to be a kid’s movie?
Apparently the man just can’t stay away from the talking animals — probably some sort of Freudian thing. From my understanding, the movie will also involve a great deal of social comedy reminiscent of Murphy’s Trading Places. Because when I think Trading Places, I naturally think “social comedy.” And then I remember that Jamie Lee Curtis took off her top. I think. I still think Dan Akryoyd would make an excellent Mortimer in a remake.
Anyway, Murphy is producing the project, though he’s not officially attached as blah blah blah Meet Dave blah Imagine That blah … who are we talking about?