A few days ago, the Internet was buzzing with talk that Deadpool 2 had some less than stellar comments from test screen audiences. Citing anonymous sources and friends of critics, sites were saying the sequel was a mess filled with too many characters, that it wasted a particular character, and that is was thirty minutes longer than the original flick.
Today, reports are out that Domino (Zazie Beetz) and Cable (Josh Brolin) are going to take part in reshoots because test audiences reacted so positively to the franchise’s new additions. There is no mention of terrible reactions, complaints, or anything else.
One of these sources is a lying liar who lies and it had better be the first crop of jerks. If I get in the theater on opening night and Deadpool 2 is a mess, I will rip the screen off of the wall and ride it to Hollywood like a magic carpet. I will find Ryan Reynolds. I will find David Leitch. I will sit them down in a place with lots of witnesses and I will proceed to make them cry like little bitches by verbally abusing them to the point of assault by expletives.
The future of Reynolds and Leitch hangs in the balance until May 18th when I can see for myself what’s going on with my precious.