DC's Black Label Comics Reveals Bruce Wayne's Wang
And the famous dick reveals just keep on coming. (Phrasing.)
DC Comics launched their Black Label division in June of this year so it could bring comic readers grittier, darker, more adult content with their superhero stories. Or as they explained it on their website:
The imprint will be DC’s home for classy, collectible superhero stories aimed at mature readers looking to be challenged and surprised as they’re entertained, with an eye for the unique and remarkable.
That’s interesting, because if you read the headline you already know exactly what unique and remarkable item of class and surprise has been gifted to the world: a comic featuring several panels of Batman’s dick. The images, which can be viewed at ScreenRant or anywhere the internet is sold, are a part of the Batman: Damned series from Black Label. In the three issue arc, The Joker is killed and Batman works with John Constantine to track down the clown’s murderer. The fact that Bruce Wayne is a show-er and not a grower was more surprising to me than the killing of the Clown Prince of Crime. If you’re wondering, he hangs to the right and is circumcised. You’re welcome.
The digital version of the comic has been altered to hide The Dark Knight’s dong, leaving it to rise from the shadows as the penis we deserve, but not the one we need right now.
What’s up next for the DC Black Label? Why, a Harley Quinn and Joker love scene, of course! Unique! Remarkable!
Header Image Source: DC Comics
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