Danica McKellar Divorces Her Husband After Realizing She Can Do A Lot Better than That Guy
According to TMZ, former “Wonder Years” star turned mathlete turned OMG LOOK AT HER, Danica McKellar, has filed for divorce from her husband, Mike Verta. The couple has been married since 2009. They have a one-year old son together. The official reason for the divorce is “irreconcilable differences,” but when asked for comment, the former Winnie Cooper revealed the real reason for the divorce.
“I woke up one morning and looked in the mirror,” she said. “And I realized that I was Danica McKellar. Then I looked over at my husband, and it just hit me. Have you seen my husband?” she asked. “That guy should not be married to Danica McKellar. It gives false hope to all the dweebs and toolbags in America. I was Winnie Cooper, bitch. I divorced him to restore balance to the Universe. I did it for the good of the planet.”
Now, because I can’t resist, here’s two images of Danica McKellar so unbelievably hot you’ll want to punch your mother. Isn’t it gratifying to know that your first childhood crush turned out so well, divorce notwithstanding?
Happy Thursday. Maybe Courtney will stop by later with some similarly-provocative images of Rider Strong for the ladies.