Well, well, well Mr. Pattinson. It looks like we misjudged you. A Cronenberg film? Based on a DeLillo novel? With dinosaurs, guns, violence, self-abuse, sex, and public urination?

Oh, Edward: I always knew you had it in you. Never doubted you for a second.

NSFW. Or the weak-willed.

(Via Movieline)

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