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Circumcision Was So Worth It: Boy Becomes a Man Spectacularly Choreographed Bar Mitzvah Entrance

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | August 14, 2013 |

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | August 14, 2013 |


Above is the opening number for Sam Horowitz’s burlesque-themed Bar Mitzvah entrance (apparently, there were more routines), and it is absolutely (ת’) נפלא, נהדר; בל יאומן; אגדי, דמיוני; מהאגדות. Filmed last November, and unearthed by a Jewish mommyblog, it’s the kind of performance typically reserved for ביתי זוני סוג גבוהים, and I mean that in the nicest possible way. That kid’s got (ש”ע) נשמה, נפש, רוח; איש, נפש חיה; רגש, לב; התגלמות; .

I hear they followed up the above with a stage production “Rock the Torah” in leather pants and feather boas, and Horowitz even הדבק את דיק בתפוחי אדמה מרוסקים! Hard core, y’all.

(Via Gawker)

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