Chelsea Handler — who showed off her boobs on Instagram two weeks ago, only to have Instagram repeatedly remove the photo — has returned with a ass parody of Kim Kardashian’s Paper Magazine cover.

Can you believe more than 2 ass can fit on the same screen? Guess which one's real. Your move, instagram.

Une photo publiée par Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) on Nov. 11, 2014 at 7:25 PST

I’m sorry, Chelsea. If I can’t use your ass like a shelf for my champagne glass, I don’t even know what the point is. The least you could do is make it talk.

It’s your turn now, Monica Belluci? Anna Kendrick? Cumberbatch?

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