Including the header image up there, Shock Till You Drop released some exclusive images for the
Bradley Cooper Emu-abandoned reborquel of The Crow, specifically character designs of Bradley Cooper’s the Emu’s version of the titular Crow. Again including the header image up there, all the designs are hilariously horrible in a total non-twist ending.
I would classify the three below as the “best” of the bunch, but they’re all worth checking out. And I feel compelled to point out that it isn’t the art itself that’s (ironic “air quotes”) “fantastic,” it’s the fact that the mere thought of
Bradley Cooper the Emu as the Crow in a new adaptation of comic creator James O’Barr’s only idea ever is a delightful bit of schadenfreude. See for yourself:
Bradley Cooper’s the Emu’s the Crow was in Guns N Roses?
That haircut would have been amaahzing.
And, of course, the money shot.
The previously planned, Juan Carlos Fresnadilla left the project, too, which means artist Diego Latorre’s concepts are probably going away, too. Should this surely eventual box office success ever take flight, a new director working with a new lead actor will likely bring in a new artist for their own interpretation of the character. So, cherish it while you can, my fellow Pajibans. Cherish it!
Rob Payne also writes the indie comic The Unstoppable Force and tweets on the Twitter @RobOfWar. He hopes that RyRey gets cast next, and then maybe Fassbender, because that wouldn’t be horrible, but would be obnoxious.