The 2014 Black List was released earlier today, and once again, Wesley Snipes leads the way with one million votes.
Just kidding. The Black List is a rundown of the best unproduced screenplays as voted on by Hollywood executives and insiders. And we all know Snipes is no writer. He can’t even fill out his tax forms.
The actual 2014 winner is Kristina Lauren Anderson’s screenplay for Catherine The Great, which chronicles the life and times of Russia’s renowned ruler. Surprising pick to lead the Black List considering Catherine II is whiter than cocaine milk. Have to think voter fraud might have played a role here.
Anyway, here are the top 10 vote-getters, along with a few other interesting selections. The full 70-script list is available at blcklst.com if you’re interested. Jokes aside, making the Black List cut is a rather prestigious honor: thirty-seven Black List scripts produced since 2005 have gone on to win an Oscar.
TOP 10 MOST LIKED SCREENPLAYS
CATHERINE THE GREAT
Kristina Lauren Anderson
Sophia Augusta takes control of her life, her marriage, and her kingdom becoming Russia’s most celebrated and beloved monarch: Catherine the Great.
A look into the mania of the OJ Simpson trial, through the eyes of Simpson’s sports agent Mike Gilbert and Los Angeles Police Department Detective Mark Fuhrman.
THE SWIMSUIT ISSUE
A nerdy high schooler, who fancies himself an amateur photographer, attempts to create a “Swimsuit Issue” featuring his high school classmates in hopes of raising enough money to go to summer camp.
A lonely twelve year old boy in love with his babysitter discovers some hard truths about life, love, and murder.
John Patton Ford
A young, well-educated loner kills the members of his mother’s estranged family one-by-one in hopes that he will inherit the family’s vast fortune.
A sniper and his spotter must kill and avoid being killed, separated from an enemy sniper by only a 16x6ft prayer wall.
Based on the documentary style film “The Day Britain Stopped” directed by Gabriel Range, an oil tanker collides with an Iranian patrol boat in the Strait of Hormuz, triggering a chain of tragic disastrous events.
In near future London, a revolutionary technology has been invented that can record sounds hours after they were made. Detective Harry Orwell, inventor of this technology, is part of a pilot program where investigators record and analyze past sound waves and finds himself the prime suspect while investigating a string of brutal murders.
A young woman, feeling directionless, stumbles upon a mysterious courtyard where she is transported into a sitcom-like universe, becoming a major character on this “TV show.”
A woman held captive in the futuristic smart house of a serial kidnapper realizes that her only hope of escape lies in turning the house’s sentient computer against its creator.
In the late 1970s to mid 1980s, Barry Seal, a TWA pilot recruited by the CIA to provide reconnaissance on the burgeoning communist threat in Central America finds himself in charge of one of the biggest covert CIA operations in the history of the United States, one that spawned the birth of the Medellin cartel and eventually almost brought down the Reagan White House with the Iran Contra scandal.
The investigation of a murder on a moon colony.
A little person private eye investigates the disappearance of a young actress in 1930s Hollywood, leading him to uncover conspiracies involving THE WIZARD OF OZ and Metro Goldwyn Mayer brass [Ed. I swear I didn’t make this up].
A woman tries to lead her children to safety after the world is invaded by monsters who turn you insane upon sight.
After an apocalyptic event, a mother wolf is separated from her mate and the rest of the pack, and has to protect her cubs from swarms of mutated humans.
When a missing astronaut crash lands forty years after he launched having not aged a day, his elderly twin brother helps him escape the NASA scientists hunting him. As the government closes in, neither brother is who they claim to be.
A dark, reimagining of the Willy Wonka story beginning in World War II and culminating with his takeover of the chocolate factory.
A famous children’s author, with an affinity for drugs and hookers, finds himself on a journey of self-discovery with a dead stripper and her eight year old son.
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