Welcome folks, to another edition of the fastest growing quiz sensation on the World Wide Web: Two Truths and a Lie, the game the exposes Hollywood for what it is: A big fat memory raping fraud! Today’s edition of Two Truths and a Lie is brought to you by Pro Line. I don’t even know what that is, but they have a great commercial. Here’s a word from our sponsor:
The final poll results are in from our last game of Two Truths and a Lie, and you can all pat yourselves on the back: 45 percent of you corrected identified that the Father of the Bride sequel was made up. Of course, that also means that the truth is: Both Outlander and a Dirty Dancing remakes are in development. Here is some more information on the Outlander remake.
Shall we move on, then? As usual, in today’s edition, I will describe three projects. You are to pick the one I made up. And while you are certainly allowed to spend five seconds looking it up on the Internet, really, where’s the fun in that? No one is being individually graded, and besides, the world hate a know-it-all. Except for Doctor Who. Everyone loves him. And here we go:
A) After finding success in voice work on Pixar’s Cars, Tom and Ray Magliozzi, better known as Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers (hosts of NPR’s “Car Talk”), are developing — along with Dreamworks Studios — a CGI-animated movie based on their PBS animated series, “Click and Clack’s As the Wrench Turns.” Details are sparse, but Robert Towne (Mission Impossible, The Firm) has hired to pen the script.
B) Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have signed on to Darren Aronovsky’s The Black Swan, a movie that calls for the women to play ballerinas and have “ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex” with one another.
C) Just days after announcing that he was developing a Battlestar Galactica movie, Bryan Singer has also revealed that he and Warner Brothers are remaking the 1981 movie, Excalibur. It’s expected to be an epic fantasy film.