Because the Universe Hates You
The only thing worse than four Twilight films is the thought of five of them. Apparently Breaking Dawn is just so long and so complicated that they can’t possibly squeeze all of it into just one film. I’m sure that’s because the studio is dedicated to a faithful adaptation and not because they saw Harry Potter do it and reasoned that they could get away with it too. What do they really need four hours of screen time for? Mope-brood-sparkle. Did I miss some critical plot nuance in that summary? Oh, I left out pale abs and tanned abs.
I somehow didn’t realize until now that Robert Pattinson played Cedric Diggory in the Harry Potter films, which I find oddly hilarious for no apparent reason. All I’m saying, is that if Voldemort is killing Cullens, who are we to say he’s really all that bad?
So apropos of nothing, this might make you feel better: an artist’s rendering of Harley Quinn (a sort of sidekick of the Joker in the Batman universe) as played by Kristen Bell.
You can see more of Josh McMahon’s work here.
(source for the Breaking Dawn news: SlashFilm)