I! Am! Caveman! Actor!
Eerrrrrrgrrrraaaaah. Bounty Hunter, the trailer. Below. Eerrrrggraaaah. Make it stop. Please Mr. Gerard Butler, go back to movies that require little in the way of speaking from you. At least, when you’re not wearing a shirt, it distracts some attention away from the fact that you’re perhaps the worst romantic comedy actor in the history of romantic comedies. And that includes Ashton Kutcher. This movie looks like a cinematic hangover, and Butler’s voice is like an 8 a.m. jackhammer in front of your house.
But hey! The guy’s such a bad actor that he managed to make Katherine Heigl seem somewhat talented, by comparison, in The Ugly Truth. Just imagine what he can do for Jennifer Aniston. Eerrrrrrgrrrraaaaah.
I’m going back to bed. It’s too early for this shit.