It’s official: Season seven will be the last for the various creatures of Bon Temps and their assorted naked bits. We will get ten episodes to get our spank banks filled. After that it’s back to re-runs to get our fix.
I suppose they’ll tie up some loose ends too. Or whatever.
If you like robots that are able to manipulate their forms and fight each other using guns and plasma deals and lots of explosions, then Michael Bay has got some more for you to rub on your gums. Transformers: Age of Extinction, aka BOOM ASPLODE ROBOTS 4, will feature Dinobots! Do you know what this means? We might be able to tell some of the robots apart! WHEEE!
Bill Murray (The Actual Most Interesting Man in the World) has joined Barry Levinson’s new film Rock the Casbah. Murray plays a music manager who is down to his last client. He follows this client to the Middle East and then some things happen, leaving his character alone in Afghanistan. He stumbles upon a young lady with an incredible singing voice and he sets out to get her onto “Afghan Idol” (probably not the actual name of the competition).
It sounds like it could go very, very well or horribly wrong. Don’t let us down, Bill.
Before Superman can get his ass handed to him by Batman, Henry Cavill will be starring with Armie Hammer in The Man from U.N.C.L.E.. Get this: Cavill will be playing the American operative and Hammer will be playing the Russian operative. ACTING!
“Forced to put aside longstanding hostilities, the two team up on a joint mission to stop a mysterious international criminal organization, which is bent on destabilizing the fragile balance of power through the proliferation of nuclear weapons and technology. The duo’s only lead is the daughter of a vanished German scientist, who is the key to infiltrating the criminal organization, and they must race against time to find him and prevent a worldwide catastrophe.”
I never watched the television series, so I have no opinion on this except UGH, ARMIE HAMMER AGAIN. STOP TRYING TO MAKE HIM HAPPEN.