Biz Break: 5 Pieces Of Hollywood Insanity to Get You Over The Hump Today.
Perhaps your brain loves you and you were able to completely cleanse it of the knowledge that a Smurfs 2 exists and wants you to be sad forever. I didn’t forget. I still remember. I weep softly and I REMEMBER.
Less existential crisis causing while still being a sequel is Insidious Chapter 2. If you haven’t seen the first, um, “Chapter”, this is a SPOILER: How the effing eff did Lin Shaye’s psychic lady character survive at the end?!?! Yet, there she is. Twin sister? CYBORG??
Anyway, Chapter 2 has the family attempting to understand why they are so connected to the spirit world from the first movie. This picture leads to yet another question that could be a SPOILER: I thought Patrick Wilson’s fine ass was possessed?
In non-sequel news, but still news that makes you want to punch yourself, Dreamworks Animation will be releasing a movie called Trolls. Is this a fun cartoon version of Trollhunter (because that would be sweet)? NOPE. It’s “a grand scale musical comedy centering around how the Trolls came into their vibrant and colorful hair.” Perhaps they’ll also touch upon the reasoning the Trolls have for owning no genitals or pants. Surely we can count on Shrek Ever After’s director to steer us directly into Hell.
OK, this piece of news should actually assist you in staving off the impulse to drink bong water, or whatever the hell you do in your office on Wednesdays. Pacific Rim has released new photos showing ROBOTS SMASH MONSTERS! They’re pretty cool. Thanks, Empire!
Last of all, Transformers 4 has two new Autobots. Seen in these photos, they are convincingly portraying a C7 Corvette Stingray and a Bugatti Grand Sport Vitesse. I’m guessing that the Corvette transforms into…uh. I have no idea. Perhaps some of you will hazard guesses?
Hmm. These probably didn’t help you out much for getting through the day, did they?