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Bifurcation is the New Decapitation

By Willis Reynolds | Industry | October 20, 2010 |

By Willis Reynolds | Industry | October 20, 2010 |


Here’s some news to warm your cold, dead heart on a cold, dead October morning: the sequel to the best 3D movie about prehistoric piranhas finally has a name. It is set to be let loose to chew upon your eyeballs in summer 2011 and will be called Piranha 3DD (hurr hurr).

There’s an actual bit of (arguably) good news to go along with this announcement. This penis-chomping fish-fest will be written and directed by the guys behind Feast, the 2005 movie that featured Henry Rollins getting torn apart by [insert generic monster here].

As a fan of watching things get torn apart by monsters of both the land and sea, I approve.

(Deadline)