Nine days people. Nine days until death and destruction, blood and guts, tentacles and teeth. I’m a huge fan of Jaws, but this new critter, he’s got tentacles too. He sorta puts Bruce to shame. For instance, take this first clip. It’s a thing of beauty. Don’t pay any attention to the talking - just wait for the last shot.

The second clip, well damn, that’s pretty good too. Cold ass Grandpa:

The final clip isn’t terribly exciting, but we get to see how things started and went wrong with Eric Roberts’ military experiment. Rogue Sharktopus, y’all.

I don’t care what you thought you were doing September 25th at 9 pm; now you know what you’re doing. Join me as Sharktopus kicks ass and takes out no-named actors.

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