“Michael Eisner has tapped newcomer Mark Hammer to pen a feature adaptation of “Bazooka Joe,” the comic strip that comes with Bazooka bubble gum.”

Hey look! A staircase!

*thunk thump thunk thumpitty thumk thwap*

Is my neck broken? No.

Again!

*thunk thump thunk thumpitty thumk thwap*

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