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Based Only On the Poster and the (Completely Made Up) Synopsis, Which of These 5 Movies Would You Like to See?

By Jodi Smith | Industry | August 27, 2013 |

By Jodi Smith | Industry | August 27, 2013 |


DeNiro, Douglas, Freeman, and Kline are a Rat Pack tribute group who have finally reached the pinnacle of their career: playing Las Vegas. DeNiro is Frank Sinatra, Douglas is Dean Martin, Kline is Joey Bishop, and Freeman is Peter Lawford.

Things get complicated when one of them meets a long-lost love, another gets addicted to the slots, and the other two have to bring the group together for their first performance!


Jason Bourne is heading up a new team of operatives and they’ve traveled back in time to stop Hitler in WWII. Bourne has gathered his team from all over the movie universe: Seth Gecko (George Clooney), Peter Venkman (Bill Murray), Big Dan Teague (John Goodman), and Robert Crawley, Earl of Grantham (Hugh Bonneville).

Can they defeat Hitler and return to their own time before it’s too late?


It’s about a f*cking dork. He tries to fit in or something. Maybe the other kids decide to be like him or he decides to be like them. There’s someone he has a crush on because she’s beautiful, which is the same deluded thinking that made him an outcast in the first place: good looks equal a good and worthy person. Someone grows, or whatever, and then the dork is probably happy.


There’s this math scientist and he decides to make a huge math science machine that he can play with while wearing his favorite full body suit. He soon discovers that attaching diodes and wires to his brain will help him discover how to make pizza without an oven. It also allows him to seek out taco trucks, much like Professor X uses Cerebro to seek out mutants. Problems arise when there is a taco truck shortage in his city.

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