A new ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ trailer has arrived, and honestly, Michael Bay should be charged with inappropriate behavior in front of minors for waving his tiny dick around so much in a kid’s movie. Muse Megan Fox is back, and Bay continues to molest her with the camera (I know he’s only the producer, but shut up, it’s a Bay Film), as is Will Arnett and William Fichtner, who was actually created an awesome evil scientist lab designed specifically to create scenery-chewing B-movie villains.

Personally, however, I’m just bummed to find out that Noel Fisher from Shameless is behind the Michelangelo mask. I mean, I know he’s not like a household name, and an opportunity like this is probably huge for him. but Ian has to be so disappointed.

Oh, Noel. You’ve gone from the toughest, most degenerate gay man on television to a guy in a turtle in a half shell.

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