Sharknado 2: The Second One.

That’s bullsh*t. Of all of the pun-filled entries from the denizens of Twitter, that was the chosen one? I feel cheated. I feel let down. I feel like SyFy should re-think this choice. How about:

Sharknado 2: Cloudy With A Chance of Mako-balls

Sharknado 2: The Great White Rises

Sharknado 2: The Fin-al Chapter

Sharknado 2: BECAUSE GLOBAL WARMING

Sharknado 2: Sharkdemic

Sharknado 2: Raging Bull Shark

Suck it, Syfy. What about youse guys? Can you top the lame Sharknado sequel title?

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