It isn’t Farmville, so cool it. CBS has greenlit an hour-long game show based on Candy Crush Saga. It’s the one where you swap candies to make a match and infuriating things happen that make you re-play a level like forty times—I heard.

From the official press release:

…teams of two people use their wits and physical agility to compete on enormous, interactive game boards featuring next generation technology to conquer CANDY CRUSH and be crowned the champions.

Uh-huh. Well, is it going to look like this?

THEN NO THANK YOU, PLEASE.

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