Oh, were you looking for a well-endowed gorgeous brunette under 25? Sorry, they’re all busy over here waiting to be cast in the Baywatch movie. The shortlist for the movie’s female lead (who will be acting opposite The Rock and Zac Efron as they battle an evil oil tycoon) was just released and, well, this movie certainly does have a type.
Nina Dobrev (The Vampire Diaries)
Alexandra Shipp (X-Men: Apocalypse)
Denyse Tontz (Some DIsney and Nickelodeon shows that are only going to make you feel old and gross)
Shelley Hennig (Teen Wolf)
Bianca Santos (The Duff)
Alexandra Daddario (True Detective, Your Fantasies)
Carry on with your evening.