I can’t even comment on this, because every time I write something, I have a minor embolism, and then I do three straight shots of Maker’s Mark. I’ve been writing this post for ten minutes, and now I’m fucking loaded. So I’ve decided to delete everything except for the first line, and simply give it to you straight up.
Adam Sandler is circling a project called Fat Man. For it, he will wear a fat suit. It may be directed by Miguel Arteta (Cedar Rapids, Youth in Revolt). It is about an 800 pound man who falls in love with his nurse as he tries to lose weight. Neither the director nor Sandler’s role is confirmed, but it’s based on a spec script that Sandler’s Happy Madison Productions acquired several years ago.
(source: First Showing)
To make up for you having to read this, here is a picture of a baby deer snuggling with a dog:
That is all.