Here are three things that rarely elicit a huge box office: Westerns, movies based on graphic novels, and movies starring Megan Fox that are not called Transformers.

Jonah Hex, it seems, hasn’t got a prayer. It doesn’t help that there’s been talk of reshoots, a new director, and release date postponements. Things could get toxic before Jonah Hex is released this summer.

Nevertheless, the studio behind Hex claims that everything is on track, and a full-length trailer is due out later this week. In the meantime, here’s a preview of that trailer. Just in case you needed four milliseconds of Megan Fox to get you through the day. It’s just a shame that the best looking actor in this movie is disfigured all to hell.

You will have to excuse my slight enthusiasm for horseback riding and machine guns.

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