A Haunted House Trailer: There's Blood, Guts, And Asses Everywhere! Someone's Gone All Crazy, Son!
Marlon Wayans continues to work his skinny ass off in Hollywood. I didn’t realize that he was set to lampoon the found footage trend of horror movies until Dustin sent me the link to this new red band trailer for A Haunted House. The movie, set to release January 11, 2013, has Malcolm (Wayans) and Keisha (Essence Atkins) experiencing paranormal activity in their house. Malcolm then brings a procession of people into the house to get rid of the presence, including Cedric The Entertainer as a priest and Nick Swardson as … a gay paranormalist?
Kids, when I say red band, I mean RED BAND. I believe there were two or three f*cks belted out in just the introduction. I laughed. I feel dirty, but I laughed.