A GIF-Filled, Hungover Reaction To Last Night's Oscar Winners

By Petr Knava | Industry | February 29, 2016 |

Here’s the thing: I spent the vast majority of the weekend drunkenly stumbling through forests, protests, and rock bars, so I was a) in no condition to stay up for the Oscars, and b) certainly in no condition to eloquently react to them upon reading the results this morning.

Exhibit A, me being a dopey forest drunk:

Luckily, gifs exist!

Looky here:

Best Picture - Spotlight

Best Director - Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, The Revenant

Best Actress - Brie Larson, Room

Best Actor - Leonardo DiCaprio, The Revenant

Best Supporting Actress - Alicia Vikander, Danish Girl

Best Supporting Actor - Mark Rylance, Bridge of Spies

Best Original Screenplay - Josh Singer and Tom McCarthy, Spotlight

Best Adapted Screenplay - Charles Randolph and Adam McKay, The Big Short

Best Cinematography - Emmanuel Lubezski, The Revenant

Best Costume Design - Jenny Beavan, Mad Max: Fury Road

Best Film Editing - Margaret Sixel, Mad Max: Fury Road

Best Production Design - Colin Gibson and Lisa Thompson (set decoration), Mad Max: Fury Road

Best Sound Editing - Mark Mangini and David White, Mad Max: Fury Road

Best Sound Mixing - Chris Jenkins, Gregg Rudloff and Ben Osmo, Mad Max: Fury Road

Best Makeup - Lesley Vanderwalt, Elka Wardega and Damian Martin, Mad Max: Fury Road

Best Visual Effects - Andrew Whitehurst, Paul Norris, Mark Ardington and Sara Bennett, Ex-Machina

Best Animated Feature - Inside Out

Best Original Score - Ennio Morricone, The Hateful Eight

Best Original Song - “Writing’s on the Wall,” Spectre

Best Documentary - Amy

Best Foreign Language Feature - Son of Saul

Conclusion?

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Petr Knava plays music but right now needs a lot of coffee.

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