Pilot season is upon us and plots, casting rumors, and terrible ideas are all around us! Some of the plots are generic, some are idiotic, and some are sure to look like “The Wire” compared to the drivel currently on television. So! I wanna play a game. I am going to give you some plots from the new pilot season and I am also going to make up one of my own. Your task, if you choose to accomplish it, is to find the lie among the truths. The prize? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Er, pride or something?
“Beverly Hills Cop”
Axl Foley’s son is now a police officer in Beverly Hills and he’s looking to get out of his father’s shadow!
This comedy is set in the sexy world of a Manhatten bar and follows its single patrons as they search for love…over the course of one night!
“The Donor Party”
A man finally decides that he’s ready to settle down and have kids, only to find out that he already does! His sperm donations became actual people and now belong to a widow with lesbian neighbors!
A woman decides she’s fed up with her lazy and unfocused ways and vows to get her life in order! Adding difficulty to the rather lofty goal is the lack of support from her overbearing mom, successful father, and her best friend!
Clara’s life has been on a downward spiral for the last 7 years because of a strange occurrence. A stranger arrives in Clara’s life to tell her that the explanation for her life’s trajectory can be found in Wonderland. Of course, if Clara wants her life back then she has to defeat the Evil Queen…Alice!
This comedy follows friends who survive a plane crash and see their lives changed completely.
“Girlfriend in a Coma”
A woman wakes from an almost 20 year coma only to learn that she has a 17-year-old daughter from a pregnancy she didn’t know about!
The world of Sleepy Hollow becomes a supernatural thriller in this series based on the famous legend.