Jeremiah Friedman and Nick Palmer are writing the script.
I told you that you’d want to violently chuck kittens at clowns.
Talk of a Soapdish remake, which the Hollywood Cog first reported last year, has floated to the surface again. Now there’s a screenwriter, Ben Schwartz. The Cog originally reported that the remake will revolve around the behind-the-scenes machinations of a Spanish telenova. (THR)
You might want to freeze dry the kitten first.
Despite the disastrous results in converting last year’s Clash of the Titans into 3D in post-production, resulting in one of the worst 3D experiences since the 3D re-revolution, Jonathan Liebesman is nevertheless planning another post-production conversion for the sequel, which begins filming in 10 days. (Collider)
Go ahead. Attach a mace to the freeze-dried kitten.
According to TMZ (aka, Satan’s Internet Vagina), Kim Kardashian is reportedly up for the role of John Gotti’s daughter-in-law, Kim Gotti, in the movie about John Gotti’s life, where Mr. Gotti will be played by John Travolta.
Although nothing has changed but the title since The Hollywood Cog originally reported it months ago, THR is exclusively reporting that Louis Leterrier is attached to direct G (formerly Gravity), which is being described as a sci-fi cross between Taken and The Day After Tomorrow. Why is it being described as such? As the Cog originally reported, because it’s about a father who has to search for his lost child as the world stops spinning and Earth begins to lose its gravity. (THR, I guess)
After you knock the clown unconscious with your mace-wrapped freeze-dried kitten, feel free to kick that clown off the nearest cliff.