Which is to say: They tell you nothing (except that there will be a Christmas party at the office), but that’s really all you need to know. Isn’t it refreshing not to know anything about what’s coming? I honestly have zero clue. The cast isn’t really talking about it. Matthew Weiner has been hush hush. There have been no previews of the season with actual footage from season six. All we’ve gotten so far are a few still shots. We know they’re going to Hawaii. We know there will be parties. Also, drinking. Don Draper may experience some sadness.

Critics who have gotten screeners have revealed a few things, mostly because they’re NO DAMN FUN and they want to lay claim to FIRST, but that’s easy enough to avoid, which means we can go into Sunday night’s two-hour premiere blissfully oblivious.

But, we can still have fun dissecting the crap out of these unrevealing photos.

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