Hate me all you’d like, but HuffPo has a nice piece up on our irrational hatred of Megan Fox, and I kind of agree with it. If, as the most recent reports suggest, she ditched Transformers 3 because Michael Bay is a misogynistic tyrant (with a tiny, tiny penis), why aren’t more of us celebrating the fact that she turned down a lot of money to get out of working with a (tiny) prick? She may look like a blow-up doll and have next-to-no talent, but at least she’s not a stereotype in a romantic comedy. (And you know what? I liked Jennifer’s Body, so jump up my ass.) (HuffPo)
Internet fact: Shrek likes to masturbate onto images of Rachel Ray and Celine Dion. I’m not so bothered with the masturbation, but I’d like to think the ogre could find better material. (FilmDrunk)
Courtesy of mswas, here’s several photos from the set of the Smurfs movie, now filming in NYC. And yes: Neil Patrick Harris is pictured. (Gothamist)
Robert Rodriguez has nabbed the rights to the 1983 animated film Fire and Ice, with an eye toward remaking it. (AICN)
Gerard Butler is now being considered for the lead in the A Star Is Born remake, a role that Russell Crowe was once the favorite to get. (LAT)
Jason Richman (Bangkok Dangerous) has been hired to pen the script for the MacGyver film. Shouldn’t they wait to see what the reception is for MacGruber before they move ahead with that project? (THR)
So, TK sent me this. I have no idea where he found it. I suspect he was trolling the Justin Bieber fan forums and came across it. He trusted that I could do something with it, and well, watching a 15-year-old floppy-haired nit bump his noggin is too much fun to not to spread around.