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Diego Luna/Jabba the Hutt Is the Greatest Love Story of Our Age

By Rebecca Pahle | Star Wars | December 20, 2016 |

By Rebecca Pahle | Star Wars | December 20, 2016 |

You may love Jabba the Hutt (you don’t love Jabba the Hutt), but you don’t love Jabba the Hutt (you don’t love Jabba the Hutt) the way Rogue One: A Star Wars Story star and all-around dreamboat Diego Luna loves Jabba the Hutt. By which I mean, he keeps bringing up how much he wants to touch Jabba’s sweet, rubbery body during the Rogue One press tour.

“Jabba, come on. Touching him, his belly! I’m so tempted.”
“Jabba, I want to touch Jabba. I know it sounds gross, but it might be delicious.”
[Asked whether he’d rather French Jabba or punch an Ewok] “Then I’ll say, a [French] kiss with Jabba. He’s an amazing character, come on! The texture, I’m very curious to touch that texture.”
“It’s quite an interesting character. I don’t know, that texture of his skin is just something that obsesses me.”
“Jabba. I’ve always wanted to touch him. The texture of Jabba is something I need to discover.”
“I’m obsessed with the texture of Jabba.”

Someone even made a “My Heart Will Go On” fanvid about Luna’s love that dare not speak its name.

No kinkshaming will be allowed in the comments. Let this man live his truth.

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