You Uptight, Puritanical Right Wing Tight *sses Are Missing Out On Some Awesome TV

By Joanna Robinson | Lists | December 7, 2011 |

By Joanna Robinson | Lists | December 7, 2011 |

This week, in a super scientific survey of science, “Entertainment Weekly” surveyed (how?) some (how many?) Republicans to find out which TV shows they loved and which they hated. All in all it’s a mixed bag and no real conclusions can be drawn except, really guys, Larry The Cable Guy? Here are the top five things Conservatives are missing out on. Scroll down to the bottom for the complete list of likes and dislikes.

1. That Time Andy Slapped The Iced Coffee Out Of Nancy’s Hand On “Weeds”: It’s not a big surprise “Weeds” is unpopular with the Right. What with the marijuana selling and the frequent boning. I mean, to be honest, most everyone I know hates this show at this point because Nancy Botwin is such an insufferably selfish and self-destructive cow. That being said, it was worth watching season six just for this moment when Andy did what we’ve all been dying to do for years now. Well slapped.

2. Deb Morgan’s Guttermouth on “Dexter”: There are a lot of reasons to love “Dexter.” It’s well acted, tense, darkly humorous and often delightfully disgusting. But, for me, a highlight is the filth that comes out of pretty Deb Morgan. An incredibly NSFW sampler below.

3. The Homogays of “The Daily Show” and “The Colbert Report”: How can you not love those faces?

4. That Star Wars Stuff On “The Family Guy”: There’s a lot I dislike about “The Family Guy,” but the Star Wars spoofs were fun. The second best short-form animated Star Wars spoofs of the decade. (Kisses, “Robot Chicken”!)

5. That Time On “The Walking Dead” That Didn’t Make Me Feel Like Shooting Myself In The Head Yeah, sorry, I’m with the conservatives on this one. ANDREEEEAAAAAAAAAA.

Complete List Of Likes: “Swamp Loggers.” “Top Shot,” “The Bachelor,” “Castle,” “Mythbusters,” “Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy,” “American Pickers,” “Pawn Stars,” “Swamp People” “The Middle” “The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, “The Biggest Loser” “Hawaii Five-O,” “NCIS,” “The Mentalist,” “Dancing With the Stars results show” (But not the actual show?!) “Man vs. Wild” “Auction Kings” “Wheel of Fortune” and “Top Gear.”

Complete List Of Dislikes: “The Daily Show,” “The Colbert Report,” “Divorce Court,” “The Big C,” “Let’s Make a Deal,” “South Park,” “TMZ,” “General Hospital”(WHAT?), “Family Guy,” “Dexter,” “The Jersey Shore,” “The Walking Dead,” “Bridezillas,” “My Fair Wedding With David Tutera,” and “Don’t Forget the Lyrics.”