By Cindy Davis | Lists | September 23, 2013 |
By Cindy Davis | Lists | September 23, 2013 |
Overall, last nights Emmywear was mostly disappointing; a mishmash of styles and colors and very few actual standouts. An alarming number of women did horrendous things to their chesticular area, and a fair amount of the menfolk looked like they threw on rentals. But who cares…they’re our stars and we like to ogle them. And whether or not our favorites won or the actual ceremony was one of the worst we’ve ever endured, Tina and Amy (almost) made it all worthwhile.
Best and Worst Dressed within Their Casts:
Breaking Bad
Best: Anna Gunn in Romona Keveza
Dean Norris
Bryan Cranston in Burberry
Aaron Paul (with wife Lauren Parsekian) in Burberry
RJ Mitte
Jonathan Banks (with wife Gennera)
Worst: Betsy Brandt in Alice and Olivia
Mad Men
(I had to split the difference here, because they’re both so gorgeous.)
Best Regular: Elisabeth Moss in Andrew Gn
Best Recurring: Linda Cardellini in Donna Karan Atelier
January Jones in Givenchy
Christina Hendricks (with husband, Geoffrey Arend) in Christian Siriano
John Hamm (with Jennifer Westfeldt)
Kiernan Shipka in Delpozo
Worst: Jessica Pare in Oscar de la Renta
Homeland
Best: Morgan Saylor in Honor
Damien Lewis (with wife Helen McCrory in Dior) in Tom Ford
Morena Baccarin in Alexander McQueen
Mandy Patinkin
Worst: Claire Danes in Armani Prive
American Horror Story
Best: Sarah Paulson in Carolina Hererra
Jessica Lange in Escada
Zachary Quinto
Worst: It’s a Tie!
Lily Rabe in Vionnet, and
Evan Peters
Can Anyone Really Be Declared a Winner Here? The Girls Cast:
Pretty Print, Bad Dress: Lena Dunham in Prada
Pretty Snore: Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren
I Don’t Understand Why You’d Do That to Your Boobs: Zosia Mamet wearing Honor
Most Depressingly Dressed (and Expressioned) Cast: Game of Thrones
Lena Headey in Alessandra Rich
Kit Harrington
Peter Dinklage (with wife, Erica Schmidt)
Emilia Clarke in Donna Karan
Best Matching Sister Act:
Zooey Deschenel wearing J. Mendel
Emily Deschanel in Houghton
The I Am Me (aka Who Gives a Shit?) Award: Al Pacino (with Lucila Sola)
The Sad Flower Parade:
Kerry Washington in Marchesa
Laura Dern in Naeem Khan
Mayim Bialik wearing Pamella Roland
Best Representation by a Single Cast Member
Downton Abbey: Michelle Dockery in Prada
Orange Is the New Black: Taylor Schilling in Thakoon
Best Black and White:
Robin Wright in Ralph Lauren
Kate Mara (Shoes excluded) in J. Mendel
She Makes This Look So Much Better Than It May Really Be: Connie Britton in Naeem Khan
Please Steam Me:
Anna Chlumsky in Badgley Mischka
Alyson Hannigan in Marchesa
I Don’t Have Boobs Either, and I Can’t Understand Why You’d Want to Do This to Your Chest
Cobie Smulders in J. Mendel
Just Say “Meh”.
Aubrey Plaza in Marios Schwab
Not for Everyone, But It Looks Stunning on You:
Alfre Woodard in Tadashi Shoji
Our Favorite Margo…Martindale in Renato Balestra
The Sparkling Comeback Kid:
Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Monique Lhuillier
Pretty in Pink:
Allison Janney in Lorena Sarbu
Knowing You Have to Stand Next to Vergara Shouldn’t Mean Giving Up:
Julie Bowen in Zac Posen
Simply Stunning:
Sophia Vergara in Vera Wang
You’re Too Gorgeous to Confuse Us Like This:
Vera Farmiga in Theyskens’ Theory
Oh Cat!
Cat Deeley in Armani
Is That a Cone of Shame Remnant or Are You Just Happy to See Us?
Heidi Klum in Versace
Best Dresses:
Anna Faris in Monique Lhuillier
Carla Gugino in Edition by Georges Chakra
Anna Gunn in Romona Keveza (with the caveat that from the side, there were some issues with chest smashing, but from the front, it was…smashing.)
Julianna Margulies in Reed Krakoff
Sarah Hyland in Carolina Herrera
Power Couples:
Michael Douglas and…
Matt Damon (with wife Luciana Barroso)
Cranston and Paul:
Banks and Norris:
Best Friends (and Best Part of the Show)
Tina Fey in Narcisco Rodriguez
Amy Poehler in Basler
They’re Having So Much Fun, Who Gives a Shit What They’re Wearing?
Cindy Davis, (Twitter) was wearing a child’s robe from Target when she wrote this.