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Work That Twerk: The 2013 Emmy Fashion Roundup

By Cindy Davis | Lists | September 23, 2013 |

By Cindy Davis | Lists | September 23, 2013 |


Overall, last nights Emmywear was mostly disappointing; a mishmash of styles and colors and very few actual standouts. An alarming number of women did horrendous things to their chesticular area, and a fair amount of the menfolk looked like they threw on rentals. But who cares…they’re our stars and we like to ogle them. And whether or not our favorites won or the actual ceremony was one of the worst we’ve ever endured, Tina and Amy (almost) made it all worthwhile.

Best and Worst Dressed within Their Casts:

Breaking Bad

Best: Anna Gunn in Romona Keveza

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Dean Norris

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Bryan Cranston in Burberry

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Aaron Paul (with wife Lauren Parsekian) in Burberry

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RJ Mitte

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Jonathan Banks (with wife Gennera)

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Worst: Betsy Brandt in Alice and Olivia

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Mad Men

(I had to split the difference here, because they’re both so gorgeous.)

Best Regular: Elisabeth Moss in Andrew Gn

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Best Recurring: Linda Cardellini in Donna Karan Atelier
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January Jones in Givenchy

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Christina Hendricks (with husband, Geoffrey Arend) in Christian Siriano

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John Hamm (with Jennifer Westfeldt)

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Kiernan Shipka in Delpozo

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Worst: Jessica Pare in Oscar de la Renta

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Homeland

Best: Morgan Saylor in Honor

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Damien Lewis (with wife Helen McCrory in Dior) in Tom Ford

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Morena Baccarin in Alexander McQueen

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Mandy Patinkin

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Worst: Claire Danes in Armani Prive

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American Horror Story

Best: Sarah Paulson in Carolina Hererra

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Jessica Lange in Escada

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Zachary Quinto

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Worst: It’s a Tie!

Lily Rabe in Vionnet, and

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Evan Peters

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Can Anyone Really Be Declared a Winner Here? The Girls Cast:

Pretty Print, Bad Dress: Lena Dunham in Prada

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Pretty Snore: Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren

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I Don’t Understand Why You’d Do That to Your Boobs: Zosia Mamet wearing Honor

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Most Depressingly Dressed (and Expressioned) Cast: Game of Thrones

Lena Headey in Alessandra Rich
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Kit Harrington

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Peter Dinklage (with wife, Erica Schmidt)

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Emilia Clarke in Donna Karan

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Best Matching Sister Act:

Zooey Deschenel wearing J. Mendel

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Emily Deschanel in Houghton

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The I Am Me (aka Who Gives a Shit?) Award: Al Pacino (with Lucila Sola)

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The Sad Flower Parade:

Kerry Washington in Marchesa

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Laura Dern in Naeem Khan

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Mayim Bialik wearing Pamella Roland

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Best Representation by a Single Cast Member

Downton Abbey: Michelle Dockery in Prada

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Orange Is the New Black: Taylor Schilling in Thakoon

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Best Black and White:

Robin Wright in Ralph Lauren

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Kate Mara (Shoes excluded) in J. Mendel

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She Makes This Look So Much Better Than It May Really Be: Connie Britton in Naeem Khan

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Please Steam Me:

Anna Chlumsky in Badgley Mischka

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Alyson Hannigan in Marchesa

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I Don’t Have Boobs Either, and I Can’t Understand Why You’d Want to Do This to Your Chest

Cobie Smulders in J. Mendel

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Just Say “Meh”.

Aubrey Plaza in Marios Schwab

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Not for Everyone, But It Looks Stunning on You:

Alfre Woodard in Tadashi Shoji

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Our Favorite Margo…Martindale in Renato Balestra

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The Sparkling Comeback Kid:

Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Monique Lhuillier

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Pretty in Pink:

Allison Janney in Lorena Sarbu

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Knowing You Have to Stand Next to Vergara Shouldn’t Mean Giving Up:

Julie Bowen in Zac Posen

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Simply Stunning:

Sophia Vergara in Vera Wang

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You’re Too Gorgeous to Confuse Us Like This:

Vera Farmiga in Theyskens’ Theory

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Oh Cat!

Cat Deeley in Armani

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Is That a Cone of Shame Remnant or Are You Just Happy to See Us?

Heidi Klum in Versace

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Best Dresses:


Anna Faris in Monique Lhuillier

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Carla Gugino in Edition by Georges Chakra

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Anna Gunn in Romona Keveza (with the caveat that from the side, there were some issues with chest smashing, but from the front, it was…smashing.)

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Julianna Margulies in Reed Krakoff

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Sarah Hyland in Carolina Herrera

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Power Couples:

Michael Douglas and…

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Matt Damon (with wife Luciana Barroso)

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Cranston and Paul:

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Banks and Norris:

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Best Friends (and Best Part of the Show)

Tina Fey in Narcisco Rodriguez

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Amy Poehler in Basler

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They’re Having So Much Fun, Who Gives a Shit What They’re Wearing?

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Cindy Davis, (Twitter) was wearing a child’s robe from Target when she wrote this.