The four qualifications for the female equivalent of Keanu Reeves are: 1) wooden; 2) lacking charisma; 3) attractive; 4) serviceable in the right role.

And your contenders are:

Kristen Stewart (Twilight, In the Land of Women)

Michelle Ryan (“Jekyll,” “Bionic Woman”)

Scarlett Johansson (Iron Man 2, Lost in Translation)

Anna Torv (“Fringe”)

Stana Katic (“Castle”)

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